THE AFFIDAVIT OF THE CHOSEN ONE MIKE · TO THE
PENNSYLVANIANS
Sue her husband into the weeds
Chapter 1
Hey there, Counselor.
2That is what you ascumbags call each other, isn’t it?
3I thought so.
4This is a letter,
5To you,
6From the Harriers,
7Written by me,
8bMike,
9And so I advise you to listen,
10Although I must tell you, I am only writing to you because you’re on my clist,
11Because, speaking personally,
12I hate your guts,
13Not to mention all the flesh and suits and expensive watches and credit cards and stuff that are wrapped around your guts,
14Which you stole from somebody else,
15Because you lawyers are the dlowest form of life on earth,
16Which is why you make such good Harriers,
17And why it doesn’t really matter if I give you good advice or not.
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