The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE BOOK OF THE VIP

PAUL Chapter 4


Paul meets a guy named Gertrude
Chapter 4
At first, Paul didn’t know what to think about this,
2hSince thinking wasn’t really his strong suit,
3And wondered if maybe Gertrude wasn’t exaggerating things a little bit,
4The way he sometimes did.
5But then, Paul had a vision,
6In which ione of the three girls from his painting appeared to him,
7Saying, “Zees ess tray important, Pole,
8“Becose Gairtrude ees right.
9“Zee whole world weel warship at your feet.
10“Late us tale you about eet.”
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