The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE BOOK OF

NIPS Chapter 9

OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE DIVINE WIND

The Nips are kind of feudal
Chapter 9
For example, there were some very special Nip assassins called kNinja,
2Who could kill people with all kinds of weapons,
3lIncluding swords,
4And knives,
5And bows and arrows,
6And flying stars,
7mAnd pointed sticks,
8And a bunch of other things too,
9nNot to mention their bare hands and feet,
10oWhich they could break boards and bricks and necks and other things with,
11Whenever they wanted,
12Which was at least every once in a pwhile.
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