THE BOOK OF
NIPS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE DIVINE WIND
The Nips are kind of feudal
Chapter 8
As civilized as they were, the Nips still had to go to war with each other every once in a while,
2eA while being approximately equal to a month or so,
3And therefore had a pretty big warrior class,
4Who called themselves fsamurai,
5And had more ways of killing people than you could shake a gpointed stick at.
6For example, it was the samurai who thought up the great idea of having two swords instead of just one,
7hSo that you could kill two people at a time instead of just one,
8iBecause Japan was a pretty small island,
9jAnd there were always too many Nips anyway,
10So it made sense to make wars as deadly as possible,
11Which the Nips were very very good at.
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