THE BOOK OF
NIPS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE DIVINE WIND
Civilization invented in Japan firstThe Nips invent suicide
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jFor example, it was the Nips who invented the form of government called rule by divine right of dynasties,
2kWhich was completely different from every other form of government on earth,
3lSince dynasties consisted of a series of Nip emperors,
4mWho had absolute power over everybody,
5nAnd were probably Gods.
6oNobody actually remembers much about the first Nip dynasty,
7But it was great,
8And proved that the Nips were a Chosen people,
9And also quite original.
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