THE BOOK OF
NIPS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE DIVINE WIND
Losing the war is a disappointment
Chapter 24
iWhat happened was, the Yanks built a new kind of bomb,
2jAn awful bomb,
3kAn uncivilized bomb,
4lA kind of bomb that could destroy an entire city in an instant,
5mA kind of bomb the Nips didn’t have.
6nThen, the unspeakable Yank barbarians actually dropped their new bomb on the Nip city of oHiroshima, destroying it utterly,
7And demanded that the Nips surrender,
8Unconditionally,
9pWhich couldn’t be done,
10For some reason.
11And so the Yanks dropped another one on the Nip city of qNagasaki, destroying it utterly,
12And demanded that the Nips surrender,
13Unconditionally,
14Which they did.
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