THE BOOK OF
NIPS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE DIVINE WIND
The Yanks get unreasonableLosing the war is a disappointment
Chapter 23
This led to a slight change in Nip war strategy,
2nWhich is to say they stopped trying to actually win the war.
3And started trying to kill as many Yanks as possible,
4No matter how much it cost.
5aFor example, they told bNip pilots to drive their planes straight into aircraft carriers,
6Which they called a kamikaze attack,
7Meaning divine wind,
8Which proved how great and superior Nip civilization was,
9For some reason.
10And at each new island the Yank marines invaded,
11Including Iwo Jima,
12Saipan,
13And Okinawa,
14The Nips managed to kill more and more Yanks,
15cLong after they had no more chance of turning back the invasion,
16dWhile back home, they got everybody ready to fight to the last man, woman, and child against the coming Yank invasion of Japan,
17eUntil something strange happened,
18fSomething awful,
19gAnd evil,
20hAnd definitely not civilized.
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