THE BOOK OF
NIPS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE DIVINE WIND
The Yanks get unreasonable
Chapter 21
Actually, the Nips didn’t quite understand the Yanks’ war strategy for quite a while,
2But some other things were happening that they didn’t much like,
3And couldn’t understand either.
4dFor example, when the Nip soldiers had conquered the Philippines,
5They had fought in the most ecivilized way imaginable,
6And yet they couldn’t help noticing that the Yanks seemed extremely upset about the way they had bayoneted stragglers on the Bataan death march,
7And smeared the brains of babies all over the walls of the hospital in Manila,
8And tortured and starved and raped their civilian prisoners,
9And other things that must have been civilized,
10Because it was the Nips who did them.
11But the Yank barbarians overreacted pretty strongly to the whole thing,
12fAnd declared that the only way the war would end was with the Unconditional Surrender of Japan,
13Which was completely unreasonable,
14If you’re a Nip.
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