THE BOOK OF
NIPS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE DIVINE WIND
The Greater Nip Co-Prosperity SphereThe Nips use their imagination
Chapter 17
What happened next was that the Nips thought a little more seriously about a key part of their plan,
2oNamely, the part about grabbing the whole South Pacific when nobody was looking,
3And decided that no matter how mysteriously and inscrutably they invaded dozens of countries,
4Somebody might notice,
5Like the aAmericans,
6Who, for a bunch of degenerate mongrel barbarians that didn’t have the guts to fight bHitler, had a pretty big military,
7Including an army in the cPhilippines,
8And a good-sized navy in the Hawaiian Islands.
9Eventually, the Nips figured out that if they could destroy the American navy in the Hawaiian Islands,
10The Yanks would get discouraged,
11And think it was too much trouble to stop Japan from grabbing the entire South Pacific.
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