THE BOOK OF
NIPS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE DIVINE WIND
Civilization invented in Japan first
Chapter 1
Off the eastern coast of Asia, pretty near aChina and bRussia, there was an island called Japan,
2Or cNippon, if you want to get Oriental about it,
3Which had more people on it than you could shake a pointed stick at,
4For thousands of years,
5Until they convinced each other that they were a Chosen Nation,
6And got themselves into a whole bunch of trouble.
7This is their dstory.
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