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Chapter 6
And when he beheld the sadness on the faces of the children seated in the tall grass, Harry felt pity for them,
2And snapped his fingers,
3So that the door of the Silver Cloud flew open,
4From which came forth two tall young kAngels,
5To whom Harry gave instructions, as follows:
6Take from these youngsters their nickel bag and their bags of potato chips and cheese curls,
7And do with them exactly as I tell you.
8Thereupon did Harry instruct the tall young Angels to roll the seeds and stems into tubes,
9Using papers to be found in the trunk of the Silver Cloud,
10And likewise he instructed them to serve the contents of the bags of potato chips and cheese curls,
11Using bowls to be found in the trunk of the Silver Cloud,
12So that everything the children had could be lshared equally among them,
13With no one left out.
14And everything was done according to Harry’s instructions,
15And the two young Angels rolled tubes of excrement and passed them around,
16And they likewise passed around bowls of potato chips and cheese curls,
17Until all the children in the tall grass had had their fill.
18And then the two young Angels went among them with garbage bags,
19Gathering up all the tubes that had not been inhaled,
20aWhich numbered more than fifty tubes,
21And all the potato chips and cheese curls that had not been eaten,
22bWhich numbered more than ten garbage bags full to overflowing,
23Whereupon the children cried out to Harry, saying,
24“Wow!
25“We are ready to listen now.”
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