THE GOOD WORD ACCORDING TO · THE ULTRA-HARRIER
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An idea with only one buttock
Chapter 5
And then the children seated themselves in the tall grass,
2And Harry spoke right up, saying, What is it that you all think is so gblessed about being poor?
3Truly this is an idea that has only one buttock,
4And there is much you need to learn,
5hWhich is why you are so lucky that I am here to teach it to you.
6But then one of the children talked back at Harry, saying, “How can we listen to you when we have hardly any iexcrement to inhale?
7Truly we have only these few jseeds and stems,
8Which are all that remain of our last nickel bag.
9Moreover, we have no comestibles on which to munch even if we had any excrement to inhale,
10Since the only things to be found in these bags of potato chips and cheese curls are stale, broken crumbs.
11“Indeed,” said the child,
12“It is truly a bummer.”
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