VICE-PRESIDENT VICKI’S GUIDELINES · FOR THE
MAWRITES
Not thinking comes easily to them
Chapter 9
Of course, I’m well aware that this is a much simpler way for them than for us,
2cBecause not thinking about anything at all has always come pretty easily to them,
3And they’ve always been good at it,
4And they’ve got a big head start on us already,
5dBecause it’s been a couple of years since Harry left so suddenly for Rio,
6But that’s why I’m here,
7And I can assure you that the Way of Harry will work for you too,
8As long as you follow a few gender-specific guidelines,
9Without thinking about them too much.
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