VICE-PRESIDENT VICKI’S GUIDELINES · FOR THE
MAWRITES
They made God into a vengeful tyrant
Chapter 6
I know it’s hard to accept.
2Particularly from one of them,
3eBut Harry was also right about how there isn’t much we can do to stop it,
4fBecause if they won’t even give us equal pay for equal work,
5gWhy on earth would they let us stop them from nuking the entire planet?
6hWhich is something they’ve always secretly wanted,
7iEver since they made God into a vengeful male tyrant,
8jAnd started telling all those lies about how we invented sin and evil and everything else they’ve always been too selfish and stupid to accept responsibility for.
9In short, they’ve screwed us again,
10Pretty royally,
11If you know what I mean.
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