VICE-PRESIDENT VICKI’S GUIDELINES · FOR THE
MAWRITES
They made God into a vengeful tyrant
Chapter 4
I know that a lot of you are pursing your lips about now,
2And standing there with your head tilted and one hand on your hip,
3And tapping your foot more than a little ominously,
4Which I understand perfectly,
5And would probably do the same thing if I were you,
6But can we talk,
7Just for a little bit,
8Without being too much of a bitch about the whole thing?
9Okay then.
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