VICE-PRESIDENT VICKI’S GUIDELINES · FOR THE
MAWRITES
The transcendent pleasure of hatred
Chapter 32
And if you want, you can even join the Pontifical Harrier Parish,
2iWhich is a club they can’t keep us out of,
3Anymore,
4No matter how it started,
5jOr who started it,
6Because I, Vicki, am the Vice President of kOrthodoxy for the entire Parish in the United States of America,
7And I welcome you all,
8Without exception,
9Because if women refuse to become Harriers,
10And lChosen Ones,
11And mArch-Harriers,
12And even nUltra-Harriers someday,
13Then they will eventually succeed in blaming us for everything,
14Which most certainly cannot be permitted,
15Even if the only way we can stop them is to be better Harriers than they are,
16Which will take some doing,
17For once.
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