VICE-PRESIDENT VICKI’S GUIDELINES · FOR THE
MAWRITES
A few final bulletsThey made God into a vengeful tyrant
Chapter 3
I’m certainly not trying to disguise anything about Harry,
2And a lot of you may think you need his guidance like a fish needs a bicycle,
3aBut I’d also like to remind you that a fish who lives in Peking can get around a lot better if she has a bicycle,
4And it so happens that in spite of everything,
5bHarry had a bicycle that just might make all of our lives a lot easier, even if it’s really more of a tricycle than a bicycle,
6Because we all have to live in the Most Chosen Nation on Earth,
7And Harry knew the best way of doing that,
8Even if he was one of them.
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