VICE-PRESIDENT VICKI’S GUIDELINES · FOR THE
MAWRITES
What equality is all about
Chapter 27
If you want, you can go to law school,
2aAnd be as ruthless and grasping and unprincipled as they are,
3Because there’s no such thing as evil,
4And you should follow your desires,
5With the certainty that comes with not thinking about anything at all,
6And the knowledge that no matter what happens,
7You can always blame someone else,
8Or something else,
9Because that is the Way of Harry,
10For you as well as for them,
11Because that’s what equality is all about.
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