VICE-PRESIDENT VICKI’S GUIDELINES · FOR THE
MAWRITES
More sacred truths
Chapter 23
It is a sacred btruth of the Mawrites that the biggest thing wrong with civilization is that they are in charge of it,
2cAnd have committed endless barbarian crimes that no Mawrite would ever even think of,
3Let alone commit,
4Because look at who commits 98 percent of the violent crimes in this world,
5Which doesn’t have anything to do with who’s physically stronger,
6dBecause thanks to all their macho weapons, the Mawrites could pull a trigger just as easily as anyone else,
7If they wanted to,
8Which they don’t,
9eExcept for the ones who’d like to exercise their right to be in the infantry,
10Which is different,
11Because there aren’t that many of them anyway,
12Which is no reason to keep all of the Mawrites out of the infantry,
13For stupid macho reasons,
14fWhich don’t have anything to do with gender differences in physical courage and aggression,
15But boils down to the fact that they have always looked for any excuse to keep the Mawrites out of their clubs,
16Which is a large part of the reason why civilization is so screwed up in the first place,
17And besides, there are no contradictions.
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