VICE-PRESIDENT VICKI’S GUIDELINES · FOR THE
MAWRITES
The unity of Harry’s TrinityThe joke called Evolution
Chapter 18
For example, you can practically count on having a lot of trouble with the abortion thing,
2Which nobody wants to think about,
3iWhether they’re for it,
4jOr against it.
5The kChristians will be against it in a big way,
6And they will use the whole Trinity ruthlessly against you,
7lFor they are so certain of their views they haven’t ever thought about them for even a minute,
8And they blame you and your desire to protect your rights for the death of every fetal tadpole on the planet,
9mAnd it is their fondest desire to make you pay for your sins,
10No matter what,
11And no matter who gets hurt.
12If you are not certain about your views in return,
13nYou will lose your rights one day,
14Because if you think about it at all,
15You will have doubts,
16And you will see the ambiguity of maintaining that a fetus is part of your body,
17And has no rights of its own,
18Just because it is so small and ugly,
19And can’t point the finger of blame at you with any certainty,
20Or otherwise express its desires in any way at all.
21In short, these are not things you should be thinking about,
22At all.
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