VICE-PRESIDENT VICKI’S GUIDELINES · FOR THE
MAWRITES
Grab the object of your desire
Chapter 12
dFor example, if you’re like me, you don’t necessarily know what you want out of life,
2But you almost always know what you desire,
3eWhether it’s that tasty little number at Saks,
4fOr a hairdo so ugly and unflattering that none of them will ever try to hit on you,
5gOr the one absolutely perfect remark to use on that slut who thinks she’s just it,
6hOr someone else’s job,
7Or someone else’s ilover,
8jOr a twenty-carat engagement ring,
9kOr a twenty-million-dollar estate on the Main Line,
10lOr revenge,
11mOr bigger boobs,
12nOr a cause you can really sink your teeth into,
13oOr a title so big and important that you can just look down and laugh at the world,
14pOr even children.
15The thing is, it’s okay to have desires like these,
16And good for you too,
17Which means that there’s no reason to feel guilty about having them,
18qAnd no reason not to just reach out and grab the object of your desire,
19No matter who gets hurt.
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