VICE-PRESIDENT VICKI’S GUIDELINES · FOR THE
MAWRITES
Not thinking comes easily to them
Chapter 10
eFor example, let’s be clear about what I mean by not thinking about anything at all,
2Because I know that a lot of you are like me,
3And I just love to think about things,
4And stew about things,
5And develop incredibly odd and rigid notions about things,
6Until I’m so mad I can hardly see straight,
7And can’t decide whether to throw a screaming fit,
8fOr be coldly aloof and vindictive,
9Or fire off a whole list of unreasonable demands to anyone within earshot.
10How about you?
11I thought so.
12gWell, you’ll be happy to hear that this kind of thinking is perfectly okay,
13And well within the Way of Harry,
14As long as the things you think about are sufficiently petty,
15And selfish,
16And superficial.
17Think you can manage that?
18hI thought you could.
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