VICE-PRESIDENT WAYNE’S WARNING · TO THE
MALLITES
The seven warning signs of thinking
Chapter 5
The first early warning sign of thinking is curiosity,
2Meaning you see something you don’t know about that you suddenly wish you knew more about,
3Because it looks interesting.
4bCuriosity is very very dangerous,
5And if it happens to you,
6You should go do some drugs instead,
7cLike maybe some kind of downer,
8Because torpor is a great antidote for curiosity.
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