VICE-PRESIDENT WAYNE’S WARNING · TO THE
MALLITES
Yo!
Chapter 2
You don’t have to read this.
2You really don’t.
3You’re almost perfect already.
4But if you’d like your whole life to be perfect,
5You could always ask that bold man on the bench by the palm tree to read this to you.
6It might be worth your while.
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