VICE-PRESIDENT WAYNE’S WARNING · TO THE
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Nothing bad can come from sexThe Most Chosen People
Chapter 18
Of course, there’s always the chance that you won’t like Paradise,
2nAnd will develop an interest in suicide instead.
3oThis is okay too,
4Because you should be the way you are,
5And if you don’t have the astomach for Paradise,
6Go ahead and check out.
7bIt’s not as if anything is actually depending on your participation,
8cAnd you can be pretty sure there won’t be any God waiting for you on the other side with a scowl on his face.
9dIn fact, you can be pretty sure there really isn’t any “other side,”
10Which means that if you decide to check out, you’ll have forever and always to not think about anything at all,
11With absolutely no distractions.
12If you like distractions, stick around in eParadise.
13If you don’t,
14fLater.
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