The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
VICE-PRESIDENT WAYNE’S WARNING · TO THE

MALLITES Chapter 17


Nothing bad can come from sex
Chapter 17
Yes, you are already living in kParadise.
2This is as good as it ever gets,
3lWhich doesn’t mean you won’t be upset and angry from time to time,
4But at least you have the consolation of knowing that it’s not your fault,
5Whatever it is,
6And aren’t obligated to do thing one about it,
7Except complain,
8mAnd make everyone else as miserable as possible until you get your way.
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