VICE-PRESIDENT WAYNE’S WARNING · TO THE
MALLITES
Listen to your rock and roll bandsNothing bad can come from sex
Chapter 15
There’s also psex.
2Which we haven’t talked about much,
3aBut that’s because there isn’t that much to say about sex that you don’t already know.
4If Harry were here, he would say,
5bHave lots and lots of sex,
6Because sex is great,
7And a fine way of not thinking about anything at all.
8Nothing bad can come to you from sex,
9Because anything cbad that happens is not your fault,
10dAnd not your responsibility,
11eAnd besides, it’s in the future anyway,
12Which just isn’t there at all if you don’t think about anything at all,
13Which sex helps you do.
14It’s completely perfect,
15Like you already knew it was.
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