VICE-PRESIDENT WAYNE’S WARNING · TO THE
MALLITES
Listen to your rock and roll bands
Chapter 14
Go ahead.
2gDo drugs.
3Drugs are great.
4The people who tell you that they’re bad for you don’t understand that not thinking about anything at all is your natural state,
5Which means that drugs are one of the very few things you are well equipped to do,
6And so it’s only hnatural that you should do them as much as you want to.
7iListen to the message of your rock and roll bands.
8They know how important drugs are,
9And even if they say don’t do them,
10jYou know they’re only kidding,
11Because klook at them.
12How could they possibly have gotten to be so cool without doing lots of drugs?
13Who in the world gets that many tattoos if their heads aren’t loaded to the gills with lchemicals?
14mAnd who else do you have in your life to use as an example of the way to be?
15nThere they are: they’re rich and famous and they don’t have to dress up, or know anything, or be anything except on stage,
16oAnd they do drugs all the time.
17Does this mean what you sort of think it means?
18Yes.
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