VICE-PRESIDENT WAYNE’S WARNING · TO THE
MALLITES
Do what the other kids do
Chapter 12
There are other ways of getting into trouble with the seventh early warning sign too.
2For example, it might be that you sort of get the idea that you’re supposed to learn something in school,
3Or why would they have all those teachers there,
4And all those subjects,
5And all those books?
6iOf course, this is still another completely wrong idea.
7If there were something you were supposed to learn in school,
8Don’t you think your jteachers would try to teach it to you?
9And don’t you think your kparents would check with you every once in a while to see if you were learning it?
10School is there to keep you out of the mall long enough for older people to get all their shopping done before you show up,
11And do all the lcharming things you do to make the mall such a delight for other shoppers.
12That’s what school is for,
13And don’t you forget it.
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