VICE-PRESIDENT WAYNE’S WARNING · TO THE
MALLITES
The value of throwing up on the carpet
Chapter 10
The sixth early warning sign of thinking is the desire to believe in something,
2Something bigger than yourself,
3Something important,
4And worthwhile.
5In general, all desires are good,
6Because you have them,
7Except for this desire,
8Which is not good,
9eBecause it can’t be satisfied,
10And because it also leads to thinking,
11And other things.
12fFor example, believing in something bigger than yourself can get you killed,
13Which just isn’t necessary,
14For any reason.
15If you feel like you want to believe in something,
16gBelieve in something trivial and stupid that nobody would ever die for,
17Like sports,
18Or clothes,
19hOr a rock and roll band,
20Or just being popular with the right people.
21iIf the feeling persists, do as many drugs as you can until the feeling goes away.
22It’s that important.
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