VICE-PRESIDENT WAYNE’S EXECUTIVE BRIEFING · FOR THE
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The attention span of an executive
Chapter 5
I hope this is all simple enough for you.
2I know that executives like to be treated like three-year-olds,
3And I’m trying,
4But please remember that my last communiqué was to the hMallites,
5iWho don’t have much of an attention span either,
6But they’re not in your class at all,
7As you know,
8And it’s a real effort to bring it down to your level.
9Still, I’m doing the best I can.
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