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cHave a personal life.
2dHave lots and lots and lots of toys,
3eIncluding gigantic mansions,
4fAnd villas in the South of France,
5gAnd ridiculously expensive German sedans,
6hAnd ridiculously expensive Italian sports cars,
7iAnd ridiculously expensive British clothes,
8jAnd ridiculously expensive yachts,
9kNot to mention ridiculously expensive Japanese electronic equipment,
10lAnd ridiculously expensive children,
11mWhom you can ship off to expensive New England prep schools when they stop being cute,
12nAnd a ridiculously expensive wife,
13oWhom you can blame for everything wrong in your personal life when she stops being gorgeous,
14Which is about the time you’ll be needing a ridiculously expensive girlfriend,
15pFrom southern California,
16qUnless you’ve got enough class to get a mistress from northern Italy.
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