VICE-PRESIDENT WAYNE’S EXECUTIVE BRIEFING · FOR THE
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vIf business is bad, blame something outside the company.
2wDon’t hesitate to lie.
3If it is absolutely impossible to blame something outside the company,
4Then you must fire one of your direct subordinates.
5xFire the one that you find the most irritating personally.
6If the problem doesn’t go away,
7yReorganize.
8If reorganizing doesn’t work,
9zKeep doing it until the problem is forgotten.
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