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dTruly, you are the Most Chosen People of the Most Chosen Nation in the whole history of the world.
2For example, without even looking at you, I know that the overwhelming majority of you are white,
3eWhich is the only color to be,
4And male,
5aWhich is the only gender to be,
6And over twenty-one,
7bWhich is the only age to be.
8cI know other things about you too,
9And if I keep my remarks brief enough,
10Maybe you’ll listen to what I have to say.
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