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Chapter 29
Never plan for the future.
2Specifically,
3Never plan for the next decade,
4Never plan for the next year,
5And never plan for the quarter after the next one.
6BUT,
7aAlways make your people spend a lot of time and effort on phony plans,
8bAnd keep pushing them to commit to goals so absurd that they absolutely have to lie and make things up to give you the plan you want.
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