VICE-PRESIDENT WAYNE’S EXECUTIVE BRIEFING · FOR THE
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Foreign competition is unfair
Chapter 16
If your stupid people screw up,
2jBlame it on foreign competition,
3Which is completely unfair,
4Because they don’t have to pay a lot of stupid people more than they’re worth to do nothing,
5Which you do,
6kBecause look at all those stupid blue-collar workers in your factories,
7Who are black,
8And other wrong flavors,
9And can’t possibly be your fault.
10Are you starting to get it?
11Are you sure?
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