VICE-PRESIDENT WAYNE’S EXECUTIVE BRIEFING · FOR THE
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Foreign competition is unfair
Chapter 15
For example, you may have noticed that the bNips aren’t building a bunch of cheap, shoddy trinkets anymore.
2In fact, they’re building stuff that’s a lot better than what we make in the Most Chosen Nation,
3Including cTVs,
4And dstereos,
5And ecameras,
6And fcars,
7And practically everything else that takes brains to build,
8Except for gweapons.
9But none of this should bother you at all,
10Because foreign competitors are a lot like foreign hexchange rates,
11Meaning they’re great to blame things on,
12Things that can’t possibly be your fault,
13Because if you’re at fault,
14Then everybody else in the Most Chosen Nation is at fault too,
15iAnd nobody will ever believe that,
16Because even if they don’t know anything else,
17They know the Way of Harry.
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