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Chapter 14
There are two reasons for hiring stupid people.
2In the first place, it’s been a few years since Harry showed us the way,
3rAnd practically everybody is already following the Way of Harry,
4Which means that hardly anyone is thinking about anything at all,
5Including all the people who are working for you now.
6aAnd since it’s almost impossible to tell the difference between a person who doesn’t think about anything at all and a completely stupid person,
7It’s getting a lot harder to find people who are what you would call smart,
8And besides, when practically everybody is following the Way of Harry, doing a lousy job has absolutely nothing to do with getting blamed,
9Even if you’re a CEO.
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