VICE-PRESIDENT WAYNE’S EXECUTIVE BRIEFING · FOR THE
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Blame everything on exchange rates
Chapter 13
Some of you may be saying to yourselves, “Why should I hire stupid people,
2l“Since stupid people screw things up,
3m“And never understand what you tell them to do,
4n“And waste lots of time doing completely stupid, useless, infuriating things.
5o“Besides, it takes them forever to get anything done,
6p“Because they always have to have lots and lots of meetings,
7“And then they do it all wrong anyway,
8“So that their work is bad as well as late,
9q“Which the CEO always gets blamed for in the end.
10“So why should I?”
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