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Chapter 12
The next thing to remember is to surround yourself with stupid people,
2And hire stupid people,
3And promote stupid people,
4Because smart people have a harder time remembering not to think about anything,
5kUntil they’ve been blamed enough times, that is.
6But why bother with them at all,
7When there are so many stupid people available?
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