THE FIFTH BOOK OF APES, CALLED
LIES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE SECOND BOOK OF LIES
Noah dooms dinosaursThe Tower of Babble
Chapter 6
And so it came to pass that Noah qbegat a son,
2Who begat a son,
3And so forth,
4And so on,
5Until there were a lot of people again,
6Which convinced God that it was rtime to destroy some more things,
7sSuch as Sodom and Gomorrah,
8tWhich wasn’t really God’s fault,
9Because he warned everybody not to try dating his uAngels,
10vWhich they went ahead and tried anyway,
11Resulting in lots of fire and brimstone from wyou know who,
12Which didn’t kill xLot,
13Because yLot didn’t try to date any Angels,
14Although it did kill aLot’s wife,
15Who didn’t try to date any Angels either,
16bBut she was a woman,
17And God thought he’d like her better if she was something else instead,
18Maybe something quieter,
19And so he turned her into a cpillar of salt,
20Which stopped her from talking,
21dCompletely.
22Nor was this all they believed.
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