THE FIFTH BOOK OF APES, CALLED
LIES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE SECOND BOOK OF LIES
Noah dooms dinosaurs
Chapter 5
But in spite of the apple and sin and guilt and the Covenant,
2cThe Chosen Tribe also believed that God loved them,
3dEven if he had a funny way of showing it,
4Such as threatening to destroy everyone in the world,
5Which he did every so often,
6eLike whenever he got mad.
7And then one time when he was really mad,
8He went ahead and did it,
9fAnd destroyed everybody in a tremendous gflood,
10Except for hNoah and the ipassengers he took on his ark,
11jWhich wasn’t the same ark they kept the Covenant in,
12Because when kNoah asked for help in building his,
13The lleaders told him that one ark was enough for any Chosen Tribe,
14And if Noah couldn’t see that,
15mHe must have a screw loose,
16Or words to that effect.
17And so nNoah built his own ark,
18And filled it with two of each kind of animal that wasn’t too big to fit inside,
19Such as odinosaurs,
20Which were too big to fit,
21Apparently,
22And didn’t get to go,
23Although the ark went all the way to pMount Ararat,
24Thus saving Noah,
25And making it possible for God to keep showing his love in the oddest possible ways.
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