THE FIFTH BOOK OF APES, CALLED
LIES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE SECOND BOOK OF LIES
Eve messes up
Chapter 3
yThey believed that God had Chosen them especially as his own tribe,
2Like pets,
3And given them all manner of special treatment,
4Including great leaders like zAbraham,
5Who tried to sacrifice his son aaIsaac because bbGod told him to,
6Although God spared Isaac, because he was only cckidding about the sacrifice,
7So that Isaac had sons of his own,
8Who were ddJacob and eeEsau,
9One of whom had a ffhairy birthright,
10ggAnd something happened between them,
11Something too complicated to remember.
12Nor was this all they believed.
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