THE FIFTH BOOK OF APES, CALLED
LIES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE SECOND BOOK OF LIES
Priests explain about messiah
Chapter 11
For example, there was the time Joshua knocked down the walls of Jericho,
2Using only the brass section.
3And there was aSamson,
4Who had long hair, which was bokay,
5And was very strong, which was also cokay,
6And loved dDelilah, which was not okay,
7Because she cut off his hair,
8And had him blinded,
9Only eSamson won out in the end, thanks to His love,
10fKnocking down the temple on His enemies, the Philistines,
11And himself,
12Until all of them were flat as a pancake,
13Which was apparently okay, the way the priests explained it,
14Because God gloved Samson,
15Especially when he was flat as a pancake.
16Nor was this all they believed.
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