THE FIFTH BOOK OF APES, CALLED
LIES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE SECOND BOOK OF LIES
Commandments pretty strongly wordedPriests explain about messiah
Chapter 10
They believed that the wland of milk and honey became a great nation,
2Ruled by xDavid,
3Who killed yGoliath with a stone,
4Which was some kind of zexception to the commandment about killing,
5And okay,
6aaThe way the priests explained it,
7And David had a fling with bbBathsheba,
8ccWhich was not okay, the way the priests explained it,
9ddAnd so David had a son who tried to kill him,
10But David killed his eeson first,
11ffWhich was probably okay, the way the priests explained it,
12Because David loved God and ggwrote many poems.
13And eventually there was King Solomon, who was hhwise enough to cut a baby in two,
14And other things.
15And all the time God loved His people and kept on showing it in the strangest possible ways.
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