THE BOOK OF
KRAUTS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF GÖTTERDÄMMERUNG
Lots of Kraut geniuses
Chapter 9
It was Goethe’s brilliance that convinced the Krauts they were pretty great at fphilosophy,
2Which started a Kraut intellectual tradition that would produce scores of geniuses in just a few hundred years,
3Including gHegelundKant,
4Who was incredibly important,
5For some reason,
6And hNietzsche,
7iWho wrote a lot of great philosophy about how if you were really superior, you could do whatever you wanted,
8Which is called being a jsuperman,
9But didn’t have anything to do with all the unpleasantness the Krauts got mixed up in later,
10For some reason,
11Which any Kraut could explain to you,
12Somehow.
13Anyway,
14After he had written all this great stuff, Nietzsche went completely insane,
15Unless it was the other way around,
16Which it wasn’t,
17Or why would anyone ever have taken him seriously?
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