THE BOOK OF
KRAUTS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF GÖTTERDÄMMERUNG
The sweetest words ever uttered
Chapter 39
And when the end of the world comes at last,
2bIt will probably be because someone forgot that a Kraut is a Kraut is a Kraut,
3And trusted them to act like a civilized nation,
4For once,
5And not like a bunch of arrogant, bloodthirsty, genocidal pigs,
6cWho still think they’re entitled to rule the world,
7Even if they have to kill everyone else in the world to do it,
8And even if they have to kill themselves to do it,
9Because deep inside the heart of every Kraut,
10There’s a member of the master race,
11Just waiting,
12O so patiently,
13To hear the two sweetest words ever uttered in any language:
14Achtung! Götterdämmerung!
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