THE BOOK OF
KRAUTS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF GÖTTERDÄMMERUNG
Things stop going so wellThe Krauts are civilized people
Chapter 34
And the Allies turned Dresden into a firestorm,
2xWhich was an atrocity,
3yEven if nobody remembers it,
4And the Russians came marching back through the Ukraine into eastern Germany,
5zRaping and looting and slaughtering thousands of innocent civilians,
6Which was an atrocity,
7aaEven if nobody remembers it,
8bbAnd the German High Command tried to assassinate Hitler,
9Which was brave and noble,cc
10aEven if it failed and nobody remembers it,
11bAnd Hitler went completely insane and conspired to destroy Germany forever, which would have happened if good Germans hadn’t stopped it,
12cWhich was also brave and noble,
13dEven if nobody remembers it,
14eAnd the outgunned, outmanned remnants of the great German army almost stopped the Allies in the fBattle of the Bulge,
15gWhich was heroic and almost incredible,
16Even if nobody remembers it,
17hAnd finally Hitler committed suicide in his bunker, along with Goebbels and some of the other criminals,
18Which was a big relief to every patriotic German,
19iEven if nobody will ever acknowledge it.
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