THE BOOK OF
KRAUTS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF GÖTTERDÄMMERUNG
The Allies lie to the Krauts
Chapter 26
And then the Brits and Frogs committed the worst atrocity of the war,
2By inviting in a bunch of American troops,
3dWho should never have been involved in the first place,
4eEspecially after the fair warning they got with the Lusitania thing,
5fBut who came barging in anyway,
6gAnd spoiled everything,
7Just when Germany had the whole thing about wrapped up,
8Even if the average age of the Kraut army was about fourteen,
9Which didn’t mean anything,
10hExcept that Kraut soldiers are so eager to fight for the Fatherland that they just can’t wait till they’re eighteen.
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