THE BOOK OF
KRAUTS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF GÖTTERDÄMMERUNG
Trench warfare not the Krauts’ fault
Chapter 24
With the help of their close friends the Austrians, Germany came very close to winning World War I,
2Or the Great War, as it was called then,
3In the days before anyone knew that you had to number them.
4hUnfortunately, the Krauts’ brilliant strategy of sweeping through Belgium into the north of France got spoiled by typical French stupidity,
5Since the French had been too dumb to realize that the Krauts were supposed to make the first move,
6iAnd launched a silly attack on Germany that caused a lot of embarrassing scrambling around,
7jBefore things settled down into trench warfare,
8Which the Krauts got blamed for,
9But wasn’t their fault,
10kEspecially the part about poison gas,
11lBecause how else can you kill a Frog that’s too chicken to get out of his trench and fight like a man?
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